Monday, January 24, 2011

Weird Chantix Dream #8 – The Kardashians

I'm working at Houston's Restaurant. Great. Another nightmare about waiting tables. Of coarse I have too many tables to wait on, and no one is getting what they need or want. The POS isn't working on the side by the grill. I go to the other one and can't remember my employee number. I haven't worked there in a long time, so I've forgotten a lot. It's frustrating, and everyone is too busy to answer my questions. Then the dishwashing machine gets stuck shut and we can't get anymore dishes. When one of the ladies at one of my tables finds out she is IRATE! She gets the whole place in an uproar about it, shouting that the plates they have can't be clean because the dishwasher is broken. 


Thank God my shift is over. One of the girls I work with is telling me about some married man she waited on that gave her his number at work. She's going out with him later.


Her relationship with him becomes a reality show that everyone at Houston's is on too. James Shew is super excited he's going to be on the show again because he got his wisdom teeth out. I'm excited to see his house because he talks about it a lot at work. When I finally see it I'm really disappointed. I thought he had a really nice place, but it's a dumpy little apartment. He's very proud of it though and is happy to show it off. 


The girl from work is falling in love with the married man. She spends a lot of time with him and his 2 sons. They are always at his house while his wife is at work. One day she decides to break of the relationship because the guy has such a great family and home she doesn't want to ruin it. She meets his wife after that and they hug and cry and she tells the wife that she has accomplished so much in the short time that they've lived there. 


I head to the house I'm staying at. I go in and get ready to take a shower. The shower has a long path with steps leading up to it and there are drinks that people have left along way. When I go downstairs, Rob Kardashian is there telling everyone he is going to propose to his girlfriend and how he's going to do it. It sounds really sweet. I go outside after that and the neighbor's house is on fire. I set our trash can on fire to make them feel better and throw a couple of glasses of water over to them. 


The Kardashian girls pull up in their tour bus and I'm wicked excited they are letting me get on. As soon as I get on, Rob's girlfriend is there talking about how she can't help slamming doors all the time. I tell her their wedding song should be SLAM by ONYX, and everyone thinks I let out the secret about the proposal. Later she turns down his proposal, and it's really sad.


Looking around the tour bus it's really cool. There is a little dollhouse made out of paper with furniture made out of tooth pics. Kim Kardashian is waiting for the make up artist to get there and she wants to be sure she's first to get her make up done.

Later that night we are on a street filled with people, stars, and paparazzi. The Kardashian girls are dressed totally 80's with poofy prom dresses and blue eyeshadow. Their mom is there and she's sooooo fat and looks so funny dressed all 80's. Kim is trying to avoid her family as much as possible. I don't blame her.


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