Weird Chantix Dream #11 - Plastic Indian

I'm participating in an online penny auction. It' so cool, but I think it would be better if we actually got to see what we were bidding on. Why can't we see what we're bidding on? It sounds like really great stuff, but how can we be sure? I end up winning a little plastic indian... errr... native american.  I announce over the loud speaker that I'm going to put my Indian in the Cupbaord, and everyone thinks I'm so clever.


The next morning I go to The Kingdom Hall and I am in love with some man, so I cook for him while the meeting is going on. I bring him a plate of pasta I made, and I bring one to one of my friends as well. She looks down at it and points out that there's worms in it. I'm so crushed; I spent all that time cooking and now the food it trash! I wonder if I should run and tell the man I love that there's worms in it and be utterly embarrassed, or if there's a possibility that he won't notice...

After the meeting, 2 men are going to duel for Jehovah's approval. They are on horses and have giant swords. I feel bad for one of them because he is so dumb. The other one is Jesus. After the duel, we are getting a family portrait taken of everyone from The Kingdom Hall, and I have to be in front with all of the kids because I'm so short, but I want to stand next to my husband. He's 6'3 so he's standing in the back, but I think he can stand somewhere behind me at least.

I have to use the bathroom now. The bathroom is really fancy, but you have to walk down a looooooooooong, long, long hall to get to a stall. I don't know if I'll make it!