Weird Chantix Dream #15- Tiger Head

I have to go to the bathroom bad! There are 2 men going potty on dvd players;  sitting down... so i go and pee in an empty part of the lake that is right outside.

A guy with brown shoulder length hair picks me up in a speed boat and he is talking about renting a Mercedes boat for the weekend. Then his hair falls out and down into the water.
When we spot it, we see it floating in the water alongside of the boat. When we pick it up it has a boy attached to it. The guy I'm with is excited about it and thinks the boy should be our new friend.

Later at home my hubby is cooking spaghetti with his girlfriend. The guy I was on the boat with calls me and asks me to move to MA. My hubby and I go outside to smoke. We are fighting and I am packing. Our tiger is being grumpy. I try to shut the door before the tiger gets through, but he sticks his head in the door before I can shut it. He is really big. 

My mom is there helping me pack, and my hubby's girlfriend and the rest of the family are watching my 2 year old. Her and her baby cousin LaLa are laying on floor watchin some really violent tv program. I am so mad they are letting her watch that.

I'm excited to move to MA. The guy I'm moving in with has a really nice house. It's all white with stone accents, and a BIG TV. Nice :)

Weird Chantix Dream #14 – Goodwill

I am Nicholas Cage, in bad jeans. The ones that pull up too high and look all wrong from behind. I'm running around a mall with a Goodwill in it trying to save 2 girls, but I get distracted and find some awesome off white boots and black boots for $4 at the Goodwill instead. Everyone says they like them on me. I'm Looking for Bri to get her opinion, cuz that's the one that really counts.


She was living in a changing room with a blanket draped over the top of it cuz she didn't want to see my mom. She's not talking to her anymore, and she doesn't like my boots.

I'm staying with someone in MA for a week and I'm supposed to go to the movies that night with mom and Britney, but I feel bad cuz I forgot to do dishes where I was staying.

To get to mom's, I have to climb down tables that are stacked on top of eachother and covered with posterboards and stickers making them slippery. It's real messy and hard to get get down, and I make a lot of noise. My mom is surprised to see me, and I'm suprised she's surprised cuz I made so much noise coming down I thought she'd know I was there.

I can't decide which shirt to wear to see my sister Britney who I haven't seen in a long time.
I pick out a blue shirt with ruffles on it and a brown faux fur jacket with big gold buttons.

Then I decide I need to return everything I got at Goodwill, and wonder, what I was thinking! 

Weird Chantix Dream #13- Starch

 We are driving past a village that is decorated for Xmas year round with a lit up merry-go-round and everything. It's right next to a camping ground that rents out TeePees on stilts with fire pits under them.

I'm on my way to work, at Houston's again. I have swollen cheeks from smiling to much. A fake smile, I'm sure. After waiting for an hour at work alone, I notice that I'm not even on the schedule, then I go downstairs and find all the employees down there. I tell them I want to work, so my boss, Allan has me starch his shirt for him. He's wearing his shirt though and wants me to spray the starch until his shirt is soaked through.

I have a tummy ache now and am looking for the ER at work. There's

got to be some Ginger Ale around here somewhere.